Please don’t compare frozen pizza to the real deal. Stop it. Frozen pizza is its own food group DAMMIT. It’s convenient. It keeps forever. It’s never soggy. And it’s a hell of a lot cheaper. YEP, IT’S FINALLY TIME WE honor those legendary square boxes that seemingly lived in every freezer in America.
““As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.””
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